The vibe
Snarky, bold, and aggressively anti-burger
Same dinner coordination, but with the attitude your friends and family actually have. We just made it official. And put it on the internet. You're welcome.
No more burger standoffs
Stop asking. Start deciding. Skip the burgers.
Your group chat has been doing the 'I dunno, what do you want?' dance for years. Anything But Burgers ends the cycle with quick pings, snarky emoji votes, and a winner nobody can argue with. Well, they can try.
Avg. argument time saved
47 min
Burger suggestions blocked
∞
Family drama
Managed™
Why this actually works
- 1. Everyone gets a vote (even the kid who always picks pizza)
- 2. Shortlist kills the 'but I don't like that' argument
- 3. Emoji reactions so you can 👎 without saying it out loud
- 4. A winner gets picked. Democracy. Sort of.
Herd your family
Google sign-in for adults, supervised kid profiles when needed, and one place for friends or family to land on a decision.
The dinner gauntlet
Ping → suggest → react → shortlist → vote → winner. It's like The Hunger Games, but for tacos.
Actually built to scale
Separate API, real database, CI/CD pipeline — because 'it works on my laptop' is not a deployment strategy.